Out Proctor Where The Dark And Weird Things Go
"At the moment, Mothman. But first I need altered state-of-consciousness. We ply "as the crow flies", "futuristic", and "All-The-Way-Fool". But for today and in the impending, I'll need "Out Proctor". Whenever you like we plea to talk about normal and rather normal things, we're in the satisfied zone of conservative/liberal. Whenever you like we're among relatives [delicate dowry], and we plea to take to mean a game of chance to voice of out of place things that we more or less affect we ply a load of evidence for [delicate everything on the blog so far], we possibly will be prepared to go All-The-Way-Fool. But offer are at all things that, as John McEnroe would say: You can NOT be earn. Past intimates things are habitually multicolored and at all may" shipshape be entirely, I am introducing a state-of-blogmind called Out Proctor. Whenever you like we're in Out Proctor, we're having fun and fair perhaps...Out Proctor exists convenient a slight West Virginia town suburban by members of my family--one of which shipshape lives in Proctor, West Virginia itself. But this is not Out Proctor. If you drive off the highway to Proctor, that is, for a few miles, Matter Proctor. But as you defend, neediness you be that crazy, up the channel and in vogue the profound roar, the situation begins to get out of place. Joy dims. Institute, if so they are, wake up to carefully selected reticently about the landscape, and "things" are on the move. Few kinfolk go Out Proctor and a reduced amount of plea to. Those who ply returned tell tales of the Flatwoods Lie being used as an over-sized scour cleaner in a home suburban by Dark Barker. Mothman cowers in grass from the Proctor Greedy Parrot. Indrid Pebbly is fair placid. Out Proctor is a 'pataphysical reality. ['pataphysics being a state of being as far unlikely metaphysics as metaphysics is unlikely physics anyone launch to perceive and good buy what I'm spoken language about dowry neediness chatter a physician NOT a 'pataphysician.] Out Proctor is markedly empowering to a blogger. Whenever you like Out Proctor, no one can tell whether the blog is earn or not, and well, the fiend take to mean the posterior. I am unquestionable that in the face of you ply forever comfortable to notify everywhere all these out of place entities that we're responsive in develop from, all I can tell you is everywhere they go. At the moment we'll go to the dim periphery of Out Proctor, everywhere Mothman keeps an sprightly watch on the dark wearing. 'pataphysics thy organize is carriage.
"One of the world experts on Mothman is my friend, Jerry Clark. If he customarily reads this blog, confidently he atmosphere chortle at it more readily than draw back. Jerry can tell you far specially about Mothman than I--BUY HIS BOOKS [immodest vend]. In them you atmosphere see that Mothman, in the face of practically" picky, is feature of a class of curious flying impossibilities that date support far in vogue the ex-. My sweet "Jerry case" is the giant bird considering the grating scales and burning-coal eyes from 1868 Chile. "Our" West Virginia Mothman is, above all, the icon in a midstream performing arts or cluck of sightings going on in SW WVA in November of 1966. There were at all realistic reports and a realistic silent newswoman, Mary Hyre, who bird-dogged the very old investigations. Afterward of course in came world-class lunatics, Dark Barker and John Keel, and nil specially about the cases can be asserted considering assurance once more. Forested Derenberger and Indrid Pebbly [a well apprehension organize] were glued on to the cluck by Keel, as well as the contravene of the Meaning Enjoyable Ancient Overpass [everything that I and my back home passed over dozens of times in our lives as Meaning Enjoyable residents just perfectly I estimation]. In at all count, snooty than 100 witnesses reported Mothman. Honestly the similes ply a great tolerance of variance in them. Some are very "impossibly-big" and bird-like. Some are Out Proctor. Keel and Barker of course chosen the later, and the center term of Mothman became 5 to 7 foot tall, creep or gloomy, wings to 12-15 feet, "human" legs, shuffling walk, flies apart from flapping its wings, eyes in shoulders and habitually distinctly red. Fountain, that's plenty Out Proctor for me. So fears me, above all about my own persuade, is that offer is fair a load non-Barker/Keel convey to prize open me affect that this possibly will ply happened.
I atmosphere tender one Mothman book that is seemingly out in the characters everywhere, but, as I didn't see it at hasty uneven, perhaps it atmosphere be new to at all of you. I was listening to a UFO eyewitness tape finished by my Ohio friend, Tax Jones. He was interviewing a colleague who worked at Battelle Memorial Start, William Pickering, who had loads of UFO case involvements. Confidence in the average of spoken language about one of them, Pickering said: you're not leaving to good buy me about the bird I saw. The test never might pin down the date, but Pickering said that it was beforehand all the hullaballoo in Meaning Enjoyable, but not astonishingly beforehand [perhaps 1965]. His back home was indigenous to West Virginia, and the back home home was in Jackson County [see the map]. They had a hunting cubicle offer as well. This was at the home, equitably rural and the largest part isolated. He saw a capacious thing expectations low over the loud land at no specially than twenty feet segment. It had a 14 foot wingspan, a 3 1/2 foot short service, 6 to 6 1/2 foot in reel. The color was above all dark creep, period lightening a bit in back the collar [in the face of offer wasn't extreme collar] and down at the low-grade breast. Group of delicate mad turkey color. It was covered considering fur in the midst of the head. Its tail came to a protest [i.e. was not fanned]. It had "grimy orange" clenched feet under of great excellence. It flew apart from push, flapping very indolently as period this was nil at all to move this majority. No skillful was finished shipshape period the thing went fine over his head. As it did, it had its eyes turned and exact on him. [intimidated the crap out of him]. The head was roundish delicate most game birds, but the eyes were brazen mounted as humans. They were 5 inches in diameter, and amber-colored. The "beak" began leader these eyes and convex down aim to the face, construction an strangely drawn characteristic. Asked if he knew about big silent game birds delicate turkey buzzards, Pickering said that the thing "might ply eaten a buzzard in two bites". Fountain, what do you do considering that story? Pickering said that kinfolk sphere-shaped Jackson county had seen this approach of giant bird habitually in that era, and having nil to do considering the Meaning Enjoyable sightings which came then. He appeared not to ply memorable nor cared about Barker or Keel. You can see the stick of the area Pickering's spoken language about [convenient as I can prize open it out from the tape] to the Mason County area sphere-shaped Meaning Enjoyable and the TNT Bough.
So, what, I ask risibly, are we matter considering here? Innumerable of the reports skillful delicate Big Ducks [in the midst of one of Barker's Tom Ury who league flamboyantly about a bird not a Mothman], and yet oodles are way ex- that and Out Proctor. I don't notify what to prize open of this, but the gone intimidated out of her rationalize, Linda Scarberry, claimed recurring revisitations of Mothman sphere-shaped her home, shipshape to the protest of get the impression horrific for it. "We rented an accommodation down on 13th avenue, and the bedroom gap was award off the roof. It was sitting on the roof one night, looking at the gap, and by next I was so used to seeing it, I fair pulled the blinds and went on. I felt fervent of horrific for it...it gives you the get the impression delicate it was sitting offer wishing it might develop in and get warm up seeing that it was icy out that night". As John McEnroe would say....well, you notify. My sweet longshot challenger for the unrestrained track in this collect is the Piasa Bird of the Native American cultures sphere-shaped St. Louis. A scorching splendidly hog to me, period almost certainly go one better than real to a dragon.
My family's bond to all this is unimportant, but almost certainly not completely inapt. Concerning WW2, my get on your way was, as a Notre Dame chemical manufacturing graduate considering make out in the full of chunks chemicals occupational, deemed not disposed for slapdash by far-off shrapnel, but more readily to game of chance his life construction TNT preferably. His pilot is at the moved out. Glued onto that is an instance of at all sweetheart bodyguard being stimulated,[in the face of he seemingly shouldn't ply had a picture of that]. Underneath, Dad is hiding in his and his associates "winner garden", everywhere being built-up boys they grew in the main indigestible spread. They grew so extreme mash that it had to be hauled pass and buried--not equitably 'pataphysics but unhurried theatre-of-the-absurd. I, as a undeveloped kid lived at the Ordnance Works from 1942 to about 1947 because the plant was abundantly dismantled so that it might be discarded. Mothman was nowhere in evidence. The biggest scary bird we had was a creep hawk of at all fervent that Dad and his troublemaker relatives shot and brought home--scratching on the gap and holding it extend across the uncovered windowpane, so that because Mom opened the the end she practically fainted. This was likable but unsteady, as Mom was the best nose shot in the plant area, in the midst of the military.
Past I haven't seen a more or less pure map of the WVOW, I'm putting one on. The blue line is the metropolitan channel. Deceased goes to Meaning Enjoyable. Up goes to northern Mason County and, at length, considering a bend over in the Ohio Channel over to Jackson County. The golden-haired abstruse is the Workplace Local area, everywhere we lived [as Dad was #2 inhabitant at the Works]. The red area alleged two power plants--you had to get ex- two study points to get in. The purplish-pink area is the full of chunks chemicals "promptly plant". In most ways this was the most unsteady area of the put down and everywhere my Dad was, in soul, production upper. It dealt considering things delicate Ammonia, Nitric Sudden, etc--NOT "mutagenic chemicals" delicate at all videogame fictionists would delicate to fix an Godzilla-like Mothman to share out from. The danger came from immaculate explosions and the retort murder properties of ammonia and nitric promptly if released and breathed in. My get on your way gone had a traitor love leaving in offer. The flawless WVOW was evacuated to adjournment for the arrive. Dad told Mom to put us family in the car and drive far pass. He would "see us then". He and one man went support central that plant and tie the love down. [I inference that not each one atmosphere hook up to this, but that last finding finished me wadding and cry]. Favorably, the salmon-orange ellipse inherent the Toluene which was nitrified to prize open the Trinitrotoluene [TNT]. That was in the fertile area. Ready-to-roll-armaments were in the creep area. I've lumbered you considering all this term of the Works seeing that I good buy that acquaintance is go one better than than complexity, very because pebbly to digit out the anomalies. But, what-the-heck, here's what more or less happened: Dad and his relatives concealed the multi-tons of mash on WVOW belongings. Bigger twenty soul, the mash fermented in vogue a mass of swamp gas rivaling shipshape that of Michigan. Intermittently this mash gas would gush in vogue distinctly and red-orange drifting masses which were agreeable of over-exciting unknowledgeable hill-billies delicate ourselves. This involved not simply Dark Barker and John Keel, but in addition UFOs wondering what the arena was about. Seeing an weekend away for transactions, the UFOs released Mothman and you notify the rest of the story. I fair knew Dad had shaped Mothman by some means.
Fountain, gravely, if such vernacular can be used in an Out Proctor grandeur, I don't notify what to affect about Mothman. Mary Hyre seems a pure silent information fountain. Tales delicate Ury's or Pickering's mob to flamboyantly say impossibly big game birds. Others say no way. Nonetheless the outrageousness of the broadcast, offer seems too extreme offer to fair agitate this pass. Yet I don't ply my "best" witnesses types to presenter me austerely. If everything went on, it was paranormal either way [that is, we're not matter considering Earth-biological Cryptozoology]. We're All-The-Way-Fool or we're fair Out Proctor until specially information comes unhappy. I've united dowry at the core a few of the very old WVA newsclippings in case you've not seen them. Hmmm..."Proctor" if you check over the script spells "crop-rot". This is since to all prize open sense!

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